The politically correct prayer |
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Oh great, but not necessarily
superior, being who dwells beyond this plane of
existence and who is accessible only through prayer,
meditation, or crystals, we salute you without thereby
acknowledging that you are entitled to greater respect
than that accorded any other endangered species.
We hope to pass through your plane of existence at some point on our psychic journey to the same exalted status as marine mammals or even snail darters. Moreover, to the extent your design for the universe coincides with the UN Charter and includes low-cost access to cable, we ask you to provide us our minimum daily requirement of essential vitamins and nutrients consistent with guidelines, and when judging us be duly mindful or our status as victim, which provides full justification for what might appear on superficial examination to be felonious. In the same vein, we will endeavor to excuse and forgive those who have transgressed against us, with the possible exception of our parents, teachers, policemen and clergy about whom we have just resurrected disturbing memories. We ask all this in the name of your prophet whose name we do not know. Amen |
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